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Lazinase
08-29-2014, 12:05 AM
So I managed to level my beloved Bismarck zwei to lv 99. When I was going to marry her, my real-world girlfriend stopped me saying that NOBODY could be my waifu before her, no matter kanmusues or anything else.

So I guess I'll have to play the game with bunch of lv 99s until the end of next year...sigh

Ellrin
08-29-2014, 12:07 AM
That is quite depressing.

KazeNoTama
08-29-2014, 12:09 AM
she said nobody but they are actually ship spirit => doesn't count as a human being => benefit

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 12:11 AM
KazeNoTama No she won't take this excuse lol. Everyday she asks me to show her the ring in my inventory and the highest lv of my kanmusues...

KazeNoTama
08-29-2014, 12:13 AM
Lazinase that... well, 99 is good enough tho.

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 12:15 AM
KazeNoTama But I want to do those lv 100 missions! Everyday I see that mission popping up I feel sad.

panda
08-29-2014, 12:15 AM
If she's entirely serious about this, I'd be inclined to say something about her mind, but it's never wise to speak ill of a fiancee.

Kalinsre
08-29-2014, 12:18 AM
This belongs in facebook. Moved.

Ruga-chan
08-29-2014, 12:20 AM
I don't even know anymore.

Merodyne
08-29-2014, 12:50 AM
The ships are not amused
http://pandmcox.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/cruise-ship-thumbnail.jpg

Ryuuoh DeltaPlus
08-29-2014, 01:01 AM
Wait your GF knows you play Kancolle?

panda
08-29-2014, 01:02 AM
Lazinase

What's your fiancee's opinion on Harvest Moon?

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 01:03 AM
panda I think she has mentioned that she loves that series...

panda
08-29-2014, 01:08 AM
panda I think she has mentioned that she loves that series...

I wonder if she'd be opposed to you marrying on that game then, since the courting and marrying is an integral part of the game.

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 01:12 AM
panda You know, women, double standards...

drmchsr0
08-29-2014, 01:19 AM
There is only one solution.

MARRY HER.

ofi123
08-29-2014, 01:22 AM
There is only one solution.

MARRY HER.

Might not be a solution. What if she doesn't allow polygamy?

SandKing666
08-29-2014, 01:23 AM
be a swag. marry your RL GF and your Bismarck Zwei.

Aikami
08-29-2014, 01:25 AM
Lazinase Dude, two-timing is not okay, break up with that girl and be with the one you truly love.

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 01:27 AM
Aikami Lol 4.5yrs and we are planning our wedding so this would not work. Also, she only said nobody BEFORE her. After is okay.

Kalinsre
08-29-2014, 01:28 AM
panda You know, women, double standards...

I actually don't. Care to enlighten me?

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 01:33 AM
Kalinsre
Rule #1 (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=1) She's the rule.
Rule #2 (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=2) If you have a valid point challenging her within her rules, she will amend the rule so that your point becomes invalid.
Rule #3 (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=3) No argument please. She's always right.

Kalinsre
08-29-2014, 01:35 AM
Kalinsre
Rule #1 (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=1) She's the rule.
Rule #2 (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=2) If you have a valid point challenging her within her rules, she will amend the rule so that your point becomes invalid.
Rule #3 (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=3) No argument please. She's always right.

It is pretty far from the truth that all women are like that. I can't imagine myself being that way at all.

Sounds like you need a less demeaning relationship.

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 01:39 AM
Kalinsre Well of course if she's really like that I wouldn't stay with her for that long. But it's true that in our relationship she has a higher authority than me. Sigh.

Aikami
08-29-2014, 01:45 AM
lalala~
just leaving this here (http://i.imgur.com/BXsQcOI.png). Just so you know what you are missing out on

CaptBauxite
08-29-2014, 01:53 AM
wait, she's jealous of your kanmusu waifu....maybe the solution is to just marry her, KC style. Shove a ring on her finger one day without even asking (several kanmusu refuse after all) then poke her a few times until she talks while throwing piles of sakura leaves at her, after that hand her a weapon, some food and a map of the worst neighborhood in your country and tell her to go pick up a futon. Also tell her to spend 15% less money. That's the life of a kanmusu waifu (except maybe Akashi or sub tender Taigei) is she really jealous of that?

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 01:54 AM
lalala~
just leaving this here (http://i.imgur.com/BXsQcOI.png). Just so you know what you are missing out on
Pic saved. Thanks. (crying)

Leyana
08-29-2014, 02:01 AM
CaptBauxite It needs to be a $7 ring. So... a plastic one from a toy store?

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 02:05 AM
wait, she's jealous of your kanmusu waifu....maybe the solution is to just marry her, KC style. Shove a ring on her finger one day without even asking (several kanmusu refuse after all) then poke her a few times until she talks while throwing piles of sakura leaves at her, after that hand her a weapon, some food and a map of the worst neighborhood in your country and tell her to go pick up a futon. Also tell her to spend 15% less money. That's the life of a kanmusu waifu (except maybe Akashi or sub tender Taigei) is she really jealous of that?
That Kekkon (wedding) word really gets her nerve. She wants to be my first waifu. I can understand this tho. If she marries to other male-feeling objects, I may just act like that as well.

iDuane
08-29-2014, 02:06 AM
Get fuckin' #rekt (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=rekt)

Etrigan
08-29-2014, 02:11 AM
She's so jealous of a videogame that she makes you show her your inventory daily?

...yeah, good luck with that.

Marius
08-29-2014, 02:17 AM
call a priest and marry your girlfriend and your kanmusus in one go

also good luck she sounds like the type who stalks you with a knife to make sure you wont cheat on her! lol
still I can understand the appeal of a Yandere ;)

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 02:21 AM
She's so jealous of a videogame that she makes you show her your inventory daily?

...yeah, good luck with that.
But not my phone or email lol

Blitzer
08-29-2014, 02:21 AM
It's no big deal. It's just a small gesture.

Also, if you log in to Kancolle on the day of your wedding, you can make that day your wedding anniversary for both your girlfriend AND your kanmusu.

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 02:28 AM
It's no big deal. It's just a small gesture.

Also, if you log in to Kancolle on the day of your wedding, you can make that day your wedding anniversary for both your girlfriend AND your kanmusu.
Brilliant. I will make sure my laptop is on on that day so that I can remote control to marry Bismarck zwei on that day.

Etrigan
08-29-2014, 02:28 AM
But not my phone or email lol

Priorities lol.

Anomalyzer
08-29-2014, 02:50 AM
lol, I feel sorry

Chihayasaur
08-29-2014, 03:24 AM
http://37.media.tumblr.com/980cc11313d238acef6b7d330ce1ed81/tumblr_n7sy4aKfbO1rkwjq5o1_500.jpg

But no really good luck with that.

Tomppelisusi
08-29-2014, 04:02 AM
I'll just leave this here.
http://i.imgur.com/E6tOwjP.jpg

Noob
08-29-2014, 04:17 AM
wait, she's jealous of your kanmusu waifu....maybe the solution is to just marry her, KC style. Shove a ring on her finger one day without even asking (several kanmusu refuse after all) then poke her a few times until she talks while throwing piles of sakura leaves at her, after that hand her a weapon, some food and a map of the worst neighborhood in your country and tell her to go pick up a futon. Also tell her to spend 15% less money. That's the life of a kanmusu waifu (except maybe Akashi or sub tender Taigei) is she really jealous of that?

Those $7 paying back dividends* :v


*may result in divorce

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 04:32 AM
I'll just leave this here.
http://i.imgur.com/E6tOwjP.jpg
This...I'm speechless now. That guy is a real man.

CaptBauxite
08-29-2014, 10:22 AM
any Lazinase, I'm guessing based on this that I should not add you to my database yet or does she only count the ingame wedding as official lol

Peth
08-29-2014, 10:33 AM
Lazinase Next Level.

PixelSupreme
08-29-2014, 11:01 AM
Lazinase Pro. Swag + 1.

SandKing666
08-29-2014, 11:23 AM
I'll just leave this here.
http://i.imgur.com/E6tOwjP.jpg

You are da real MVP *le manly tears*

oh shit i misread Drue as "Darude"

blazeLimit
08-29-2014, 11:32 AM
Lazinase man thats messed up, do you guys talk about stuff like kancolle regularly? Like does she have an interest in games or did she just see the ring and was like "nopenopenope"

Lazinase
08-29-2014, 04:02 PM
Lazinase man thats messed up, do you guys talk about stuff like kancolle regularly? Like does she have an interest in games or did she just see the ring and was like "nopenopenope"
She's a casual, light gamer while I'm a more hardcore one I think.

The whole reason of no waifu allowed before our wedding is just that she wants to be the first one I put a ring on the ring finger in either the real world or in the virtual world. Once we are married, she'll okay for me to have waifu in KanColle.

She's in some degree obsessed with me, but not to the yandere level.

So to your question, it's the ring thing gets into her nerves.

nicsor238
08-29-2014, 04:07 PM
SandKing666 too many sandstorms have happened lately. Cut down on them will'ya?

blazeLimit
08-29-2014, 04:09 PM
Lazinase well at least after the wedding you'll be fine, I'm sure this whole thing will be something you two can laugh about a couple years down the road