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Zalfier
09-27-2014, 07:22 AM
This is a game I saw on another forum, so I thought I will try bringing it over and see if it is as popular as back in the forum.


Current Version 1.1
Version History:
1.1 - Expanded Minutes Pool list to 3, covers all existing ships and 2 fairies


The rules are simple, look at the time remaining to fix one of your ships in one of your docks(Might as well take advantage of this feature in game since we are at it).
Write your time down, then go through the list and pick the phrases according to the time you have and write it as a sentence.
Format:: HH : MM : SS

The sentence is supposed to be random and nonsensical, so don't worry about what you get.

*Updated rule*
In an attempt to make it possible to name every existing ship, there are now 3 pools you can get names from, names include all currently available Kanmusus, Enemies of the Abyssal Fleet and a fairy(As big as it is, there isn't 180 unique names in game at the moment, so they will do for now)

After getting your time, take note of the type of ship that you are repairing, and depending on her type, you get the name from the respective pool.

Pool 1:Light Cruiser / Light Carrier / Submarine
Pool 2: Heavy Cruiser / Standard Carrier / Battleship
Pool 3: Destroyer / Seaplane Tender / Others


Hours (If you use time from your docks and it exceeds 12, divide the number by 12 and get the remainder,if any)

00/12 : I poked...
1: I deployed...
2: I challenged...
3: I bumped into...
4: I played a prank on...
5: I did a night battle with...
6: I cleared a mission with...
7: I successfully constructed...
8: I hugged...
9: I proposed to...
10: I laughed at...
11: I resupplied...

Minutes (Pool 1 : Light Cruiser / Light Carrier / Submarine)
0: Nagato
1: Nagara
2: Kinugasa
3: Anchorage Demon
4: Harusame
5: Shikinami
6: Oboro
7: Arare
8: He-Class
9: Mikuma
10: Ni-Class
11: Satsuki
12: Hiyou
13: Hayashimo
14: Chi-Class
15: Kuma
16: Shoukaku
17: Wa-Class
18: Nenohi
19: Yo-Class
20: I-401
21: Shiratsuyu
22: Maikaze
23: Floating Fortress
24: Z3
25: Michishio
26: Arashio
27: Akebono
28: Choukai
29: Yayoi
30: Takao
31: Isolated Island Demon
32: Junyou
33: Midway hime
34: Kuroshio
35: Makigumo
36: Ri-Class
37: Nachi
38: Shigure
39: Ru-Class
40: Urakaze
41: Tanikaze
42: Kirishima
43: Tokitsukaze
44: I-168
45: So-Class
46: Kagerou
47: Nagatsuki
48: Naka
49: Shirayuki
50: Isuzu
51: Ho-Class
52: Yura
53: Taigei
54: Inazuma
55: Agano
56: Hiryuu
57: Miyuki
58: I-58
59: Mikazuki


Minutes(Pool 2 : Heavy Cruiser / Standard Carrier / Battleship)
0:Armored Carrier Princess
1:Aoba
2:Fubuki
3:Yahagi
4:Ooi
5:Maya
6:Battleship Princess
7:Sazanami
8:Ushio
9:Kongou
10:Kinu
11:Ta-Class
12:Akatsuki
13:Akitsu Maru
14:Akagi
15:Ooyodo
16:Airfield Princess
17:Shimakaze
18:Unryuu
19:I-19
20:Ryuujou
21:Southern Oni
22:Kako
23:Jintsuu
24:Sakawa
25:Escort Fortress
26:Taihou
27:Mochizuki
28:Ayanami
29:Harbour princess
30:Shiranui
31:Furutaka
32:Aircraft Carrier Demon
33:Akigumo
34:Chiyoda
35:Tenryuu
36:Murasame
37:Hiei
38: Wo-Class
39:Yamato
40:Kumano
41:Haguro
42:Zuikaku
43: Ka-Class
44:Z1
45:Kitakami
46:Armored Carrier Demon
47:Hyuuga
48:Kiyoshimo
49:Hoppou1
50:Houshou
51:Natori
52:Yuudachi
53:Southern War Hime
54:Hamakaze
55:Zuihou
56:Suzuya
57:Ryuuhou
58:Anchorage Princess
59:Sendai


Minutes(Pool 3 : Destroyer / Seaplane Tender / Others)
0:Yuugumo
1:Tatsuta
2:hatsuyuki
3:Haruna
4: Nu-Class
5:Maruyu
6:Ikazuchi
7:Chikuma
8:I-8
9:Mutsuki
10:Ashigara
11:Chitose
12:Fumizuki
13:Fusou
14:Kikuzuki
15:Ha-Class
16:Ise
17:Hatsuharu
18:Tone
19:Southern War Oni
20:Hatsushimo
21:Kiso
22:Suzukaze
23:Isonami
24:Yukikaze
25:Akashi
26: Tsu-Class
27:Souryuu
28:Kasumi
29:Yuubari
30:Tama
31:Samidare
32:Hatsukaze
33:Bismarck
34:Aircraft Carrier princess
35:Shouhou
36:Naganami
37:Asashio
38:Uzuki
39:Isokaze
40:Kaga
41:Re-Class
42:Abukuma
43:Yamashiro
44:Hibiki
45:Ooshio
46:Murakumo
47: Myoukou
48:Wakaba
49: Amatsukaze
50: I-Class
51: Atago
52:Mogami
53:Kisaragi
54: Ro-Class
55:Mutsu
56:Noshiro
57: Musashi
58: Irako
59: A Compass Girl


Seconds
0: and I regretted it
1: and begin to clean up my office
2: to prove my worth
3: because I was drunk
4: underwater
5: and I got laughed at
6: but she ignored me
7: and then I fainted
8: and it was on the news the next day
9: to complete my quest
10: while taking screenshots
11: and she became fatigued
12: while crying
13: and felt guilty
14: and used a bucket
15: for research purposes
16: because I was forced to
17: because I love her
18: for justice
19: and she hit lv99
20: only to find out it is a dream
21: for my family and friends
22: and was applauded for my bravery
23: while listening to music
24: And she sank
25: to gain experience
26: so we can eat at Mamiya's place
27: and she cried
28: because it was my job
29: to impress others
30: and loved every moment of it
31: and scrapped her afterwards
32: because she was my flagship
33: and she gave me a present
34: and she got remodelled
35: because it was my last chance
36:and we begin partying
37: And she left my fleet the next day
38: Then I ran into a wall
39: because I am hungry
40: and connection to the server was lost shortly after
41: And she becomes heavily damaged
42: to save the world
43: to get free gifts
44: and what happened later was too scary for me
45: and I became the center of attention
46: and I got hit by a torpedo
47: in my office
48: because I ran out of bauxite
49: because she was my favourite ship
50: because I lost a bet
51: to get more resources
52: While on an expedition
53: and she became part of the enemy fleet
54: and then I got slapped
55: and everyone on the server knew about it
56: and she became my secretary
57:in the sewers
58: to fight off the abyssal fleet
59: because I was angry


I will start with an example:
3:19:55, Battleship
I bumped into I-19 and everyone on the server knew about it

*I am open to opinions and suggestions, if you have any, do leave them in this thread, and I may use it to improve the thread. Thanks

Arthur Blaze
09-27-2014, 07:26 AM
4:25:43

I played a prank on Akashi to get free gifts....... Who the hell gonna give me free gift anyway?

panda
09-27-2014, 07:28 AM
Oh, alright. Let's check Kaga.

23:55:30 to repair her.

Wait, I notice a distinct lack of Mogami in the options.

Zalfier
09-27-2014, 07:31 AM
Oh, alright. Let's check Kaga.

23:55:30 to repair her.

Wait, I notice a distinct lack of Mogami in the options.

Well, there is only 60 minutes in an hour, and more than 60 kanmusus, so...I can't really put everyone in it

panda
09-27-2014, 07:32 AM
Well, there is only 60 minutes in an hour, and more than 60 kanmusus, so...I can't really put everyone in it

...and you chose not to include Mogami. I see how things are.

Laisy
09-27-2014, 07:42 AM
Oh I hasn't repair Inazuma's scratch from last event!
00:17:50

I poked Shimakaze because I lost a bet

I'm fine with that.

kyurin
09-27-2014, 12:18 PM
There could be multiple pools and the amount of devmats/buckets/amount of shipgirls/amount of equips/some other number decides which pool you pick from.

http://puu.sh/bPLFr/92984669cc.jpg
I deployed Taihou and I regretted it

Harpy
09-27-2014, 12:26 PM
I played a prank on Akagi so we could eat at Mamiya's place

...

Why do I get the feeling everything went exactly as she planned? >_<

Ryuuoh DeltaPlus
09-27-2014, 01:08 PM
09: 06: 58

I proposed to Ikazuchi to fight off the abyssal fleet.

Dang that's badass...

(Actually this is waht happened to Mutsu and I last Summer event)

Zalfier
09-27-2014, 01:10 PM
There could be multiple pools and the amount of devmats/buckets/amount of shipgirls/amount of equips/some other number decides which pool you pick from.

http://puu.sh/bPLFr/92984669cc.jpg
I deployed @Taihou (http://www.himeuta.net/members/taihou/) and I regretted it

I see, that could be an interesting way to do it, maybe I go think it over and add that function in, probably should be enough to cover every ship, thanks for that.

Mean time...
00:26:37
I poked Taihou and she left my fleet the next day

Ruga-chan
09-27-2014, 02:17 PM
http://i.gyazo.com/5291d50ab0ac25386dd361c98f451dd4.png

I challenged Shimakaze and I regretted it.

Seems accurate.

Jammypls
09-27-2014, 05:30 PM
i need to repair hiryuu. 4:34:40 sooo

I played a prank on Chiyoda and connection to the server was lost shortly after

Saya
09-27-2014, 06:57 PM
i need to repair hiryuu. 4:34:40 sooo

I played a prank on Chiyoda and connection to the server was lost shortly after
That's what you get lol

ScarletSoul
09-27-2014, 08:59 PM
So lets see... 1:33:30 for Zuikaku.

I deployed Akigumo and loved every moment of it.

Am I some sort of sadistic combat junky?! (The answer is yes!)

Taihou
09-28-2014, 12:40 AM
http://puu.sh/bQyND/c7b554bf59.png
I deployed Chitose only to find out it is a dream.

I dreamt about deploying Chitose, I have weird dreams apparently.

Also, there's a small flaw in your pools for the seconds.
Repair times are always a multiple of 5 that means every basic repair time ends with either a 0 or a 5. With the modifier for different classes we also get 3 and 8. as last digits.
Basically, every option in the pool for seconds that doesn't end on either 0, 3, 5 or 8 will not appear. that is 60% of the pool.
You could, of course, include already running repair times as an option, but otherwise most of those will stay unused.

Zalfier
09-28-2014, 12:49 AM
http://puu.sh/bQyND/c7b554bf59.png
I deployed Chitose only to find out it is a dream.

I dreamt about deploying Chitose, I have weird dreams apparently.

Also, there's a small flaw in your pools for the seconds.
Repair times are always a multiple of 5 that means every basic repair time ends with either a 0 or a 5. With the modifier for different classes we also get 3 and 8. as last digits.
Basically, every option in the pool for seconds that doesn't end on either 0, 3, 5 or 8 will not appear. that is 60% of the pool.
You could, of course, include already running repair times as an option, but otherwise most of those will stay unused.

I included already running repair times as a usable option(actually you are supposed to get the timing from a ship that is currently repairing, not a damaged ship that is waiting for repairs), but I think most people so far just took the time required to repair a ship, so I guess 60% of the pool will still be rather unused. But I will think of something to balance that where I can, thanks for the input.

And since I am here.. 4h 34m16s to fix Akagi
I played a prank on Chiyoda because I was forced to

Jammypls
09-28-2014, 08:26 AM
Since kirishima has a repair time 13:11:22, 6.5, rounded off to 7.

I successfully constructed Ta-class and was applauded for my bravery.

Yamato kai A150 ausf B
09-28-2014, 09:55 AM
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140429012842/kancolle/images/1/18/KanColle_total_failure.png
the worst

Krad Hunter
09-28-2014, 06:01 PM
01:22:53 to fix Atago

I deployed Kako and she became part of the enemy fleet

sumbius
09-28-2014, 06:22 PM
Kiso Kai Ni. Hmm... Do CLTs go to Pool1 like CLs or to Pool3 (other)? Oh well, Pool1 it is:
0:33:27
I poked Midway hime and she cried
Seems good

selenphr
09-29-2014, 04:38 AM
Tone needed some alone time at the docks so:

00:36:15

I poked Murasame for research purposes.

Hmm poke. Poke. Poke. Yuubari-tentei orders. And one more poke for good measure.

Chillz
09-30-2014, 02:11 AM
I poked Anchorage Oni to prove my worth.

I'm fresh out of the naval academy and I 'm already a Badass. I might also die a painful death, but still. Totally worth it.

Hatsushimo
09-30-2014, 02:59 AM
I poked Mutsuki and I became the centre of attention.

...Jesus, Mutsuki, keep it down.

Jammypls
09-30-2014, 03:41 PM
yamato repair time 4:20:08, blaze it

I played a prank on Ryuujou and it was on the news the next day.

selenphr
09-30-2014, 04:01 PM
Jammypls

Just what kind of prank did you do to RJ?

... RJ? RJ?

No good, she ain't breathing. Medic!!! Bucket!!!

Leseee

Jintsuu 00:13:00 scratch damage because of a certain Yasen-chan.

I poked Hayashimo and I regretted it.

Who in the right mind would poke borderline-stalker-chan? They'll get the wrong idea and you'll end up THAT nice boat end every one is talking about.

Zalfier
09-30-2014, 04:09 PM
(Looks like most people didn't use the remaining time for repairs in docks, so I guess I need to come up with an idea faster to rebalance the seconds pool usage, as mentioned earlier. But still I am quite surprised this thread is still on(despite it being quite low in post count), guess I should work harder to keep the thread maintained.)

Meanwhile Fusou still has 3:32:24 worth of repair time so...
I bumped into Aircraft Carrier Oni and she sank
...oh well

Jammypls
10-02-2014, 05:49 PM
Yuubari 1:22:01
I deployed maikaze and began cleaning up my office

jokes on you, i don't have a maikaze. :maya_sad:

kyurin
10-02-2014, 10:29 PM
07:09:58 left on Hiei
I successfully constructed Mutsuki to fight off the abyssal fleet

Sounds like something I'd do

Krad Hunter
10-03-2014, 02:36 AM
00:02:46 left on Iku...

I poked Kinugasa and I got hit by a torpedo

Jammypls
10-03-2014, 04:38 PM
Makigumo 0:44:42

I poked hibiki to save the world.

kyurin
10-04-2014, 09:44 PM
02:14:45 left on my expedition.
I challenged Akagi and I became the center of attention.

lanagant
10-04-2014, 09:47 PM
04:01:21 left for my Verniy's repair.

I played a prank on Tatsuta for my family and friends....

Jammypls
10-05-2014, 06:26 AM
Choukai has a 12:49:09 repair time so i'm gonna bucket that.

I poked Hoppou to complete my quest.

I hope it's a daily quest~

Chillz
10-13-2014, 07:31 AM
None of my ships are being repaired, soo... 00:00:00

I poked Armored Carrier Hime and I regretted it...

A little late for regrets I think.

Madao
10-13-2014, 10:18 AM
7:15:30
"I proposed to Ooyodo and I loved every moment of it."
Heck ya!

selenphr
10-14-2014, 07:18 AM
00:55:32 on Hiei's timer, stupid enemy DD scoring a lucky hit.

I poked...Zuihou because she was my flagship


Hmm... how do you suppose I go poking around for someone I don't have, ey?

Zalfier
10-14-2014, 09:19 AM
selenphr I don't know, poke a picture, perhaps? It will look odd to people,though.

Since I am here, 2:36:03 on Kirishima

I challenged Murasame because I was drunk....ok

artificial
10-14-2014, 09:32 AM
01:24:30 on I-58

I deployed Z3 and loved every moment of it

huh

MagnAvaloN
10-19-2014, 06:21 PM
04:02:19.

I played a prank on Hatsuyuki and she hit lv99.

kuavera
10-19-2014, 06:33 PM
04:04:27 for my Ushio to be repaired if I didn't use a bucket.

I played a prank on Nu-class and she cried.
Welp that's an interesting one.

Observer 39
10-19-2014, 07:03 PM
2:23:00 on Unryuu...

I challenged Jintsuu and I regretted it.

I bet I did...She can be quite the terror.

Ryalai
02-11-2015, 12:18 AM
27:00:00 on Yahagi.

I poked Akebono and I regretted it.

What happened to me? Where am I?
Why am I in a large plastic bag?