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47KyO72
04-27-2015, 06:35 PM
This game is about destroying wishes.

Not this destroyer of dreams
http://data3.whicdn.com/images/67142246/original.jpg

Mechanics:
Just make a wish then the next reply will destroy that wish by horrible means. Then posting the replier's own wish. The cycles goes on and on as long as those wishes are destroyed.

Just think what will happen if Yamashiro wished for it.

Just post anything that is related to the forum topics.


Example:
"I wish I'd get Shimakaze."
The reply would be,
"Gets mancolle shimakaze.

I wish to get 46cm main guns."


I'd start: "I wish to get 46cm main guns."

artificial
04-27-2015, 06:41 PM
You went binge crafting but the best equipment you got is a standard 35.6cm gun.

I wish my lv97 Noshiro learns how to carry any fleet I throw her into before she hits lv99.

Xenyan
04-27-2015, 06:46 PM
You had enough of her getting Taiha'd while trying to clear the final map on upcoming event, so you advanced her while she was Taiha and in the end she sunk horribly.

I wish to get Bismarck before the year 2020.

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 06:52 PM
I wish to get Bismarck before the year 2020.

Always getting Mutsu and Nagato during builds in that time span.

I wish for Akagi to have a kai ni.

Ydna
04-27-2015, 06:59 PM
Akagi is given a Kai Ni phase, but it requires a special item that is only available as a one off event reward that you fail to get because of unreasonable shiplocking.

I wish that RNG-sama would finally give Taihou directions to my navel base

Marius
04-27-2015, 07:06 PM
I wish that RNG-sama would finally give Taihou directions to my navel base

she already came to my base and I married her, making her unavailable to you forever

I wish that Tenryuu would get Kai Ni soon

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 07:09 PM
The devs focused on other ships and forgot tenryuu.

I wish to see Kancolle the movie in 3d.

Harpy Kai
04-27-2015, 07:16 PM
jomrem4772 "Kancolle: The movie" is in 3D... Its a documentary about recycling cans.

I wish Katsuragi is nothing like her sisters, and is a nice modestly dressed girl with decent stats.

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 08:05 PM
Due to her light armor, Katsuragi is forced to strip down her clothing comparable to unryuu.

I wish the Ise class to be more bad ass.

PinoyRicochet
04-27-2015, 08:16 PM
In accordance with the Washington Naval Treaty, the Ise class "super dreadnoughts" are forced to be weaker, less OP, and have a water displacement of 320,000 tonnes.

I wish that I crafted 7.7mm guns every time.

Ryalai
04-27-2015, 08:20 PM
You went binge crafting, with the only result being failure penguins. (RIP your resources)

I wish I got Musashi from LSC...

Komaki Jindai
04-27-2015, 08:24 PM
YasenBaka Then you fall into a Yamato hell, every time you see an 8 hours, it will be Yamato

I hope I can get Sakawa through farming 6-2

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 08:48 PM
Komaki Jindai, Yes, you'll get your light cruiser but it will always be naka chan.

I wish Shinano would implemented soon

Kurao
04-27-2015, 08:51 PM
I wish I'll get I-8 from 1-5

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 08:52 PM
Kurao, please ruin the wish above

hisketinfrom
04-27-2015, 08:59 PM
I guess I'll destroy both.

jomrem4772
Shinano = haha oh wow.

Kurao
No i-8 for you because you don't like books. Also may RNG hate you forever

I want Agano class CLs (any would do).

Seraphilux
04-27-2015, 09:08 PM
@hisketinfrom (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1558-hisketinfrom/)

>RNG-Sama reads CL
>Any would do

"Alright, any CL would do", and thus @hisketinfrom (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1558-hisketinfrom/) was stuck receiving only Jintsuus forever and ever (even from LCS)

I wish to complete World 5 -3 soon, if ever!!!

DuckiePlucky
04-27-2015, 09:14 PM
Seraphilux RNG was like nope and thus you were stuck in 5-3 forever!

I wish I had an easier time with certain maps like 3-2.

ChuuniSama
04-27-2015, 09:18 PM
DuckiePlucky RNGsus blesses you with awesome lucks on all the maps you have trouble with, but you only ever get common destroyers as drops on those maps no matter how good you do...

I wish for Noshiro and Sakawa! Plz let me get them in the event even if I get nothing else!

HzVee
04-27-2015, 09:20 PM
@ChuuniSama (http://www.himeuta.net/members/9850-chuunisama/) your map reward is only Agano and Yahagi instead of the foreign BB or new CV.

I wish I get three reppuu for daily development today.

Seraphilux
04-27-2015, 09:21 PM
I really like this, makes me show my mean side >:)

@ChuuniSama (http://www.himeuta.net/members/9850-chuunisama/) KC Devs says "... and who told you these ships will drop on the event?...", you got NOTHING at all!

I wish they would implement more CLTs, even it if is only Tenryuu and Tatsuta remodeled as such!

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 09:30 PM
Seraphilux granted that more clt's will be implemented but they cannot fire torpedoes.

I wish GCT would increase it's capacity to 3k posts.

hisketinfrom
04-27-2015, 09:35 PM
And then Saya closed GCT due to spam

I yearn for i-401

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 09:47 PM
hisketinfrom
Yep, you'll get a time limited arpeggio version of her. Ohhh, wait the event was over for two years.

I wish for foreign CV in Kancolle.

hisketinfrom
04-27-2015, 09:51 PM
Devs: fuck this shitty event, Nippon pride world wide

I want to ban black rekt carriers from 3-5

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 10:17 PM
The carriers will be removed in place of Re-class battleships.

I want kongou as the main character for the next season.

PinoyRicochet
04-27-2015, 10:19 PM
Devs: Fubuki will ALWAYS be the main character

I wish I was given a box of over 9000 marriage rings. :kongou_happy:

selenphr
04-27-2015, 10:27 PM
Devs says you have to use all of those to marry I-classes, just I-classes

I hope Yuubari gets a Kai-ni

DuckiePlucky
04-27-2015, 10:39 PM
@HzVee (http://www.himeuta.net/members/7562-hzvee/) You get the default fighters, bomber, and torpedo planes from craft because RNG decided to be a prick.

I wish that there were some Kai Nis for CLs too.

inazuma121
04-27-2015, 10:41 PM
Yuubari has her extra slot removed in Kai Ni and will STILL be unable to carry seaplanes.

Oh, and Konishi will draw her with monkey ears.

I wish for no fleet restrictions at 1-6

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 10:41 PM
selenphr
Her kai even weigthed her more, therefore she sunk just after her remodel.

I hopefully wish to avoid Haruna's chocolates.

selenphr
04-27-2015, 10:44 PM
jomrem4772 Don't worry~ Hiei and Isokaze have some for you~

I wish that the next fleet I fight in PVP is not Full of Hotels and Inns.

PinoyRicochet
04-27-2015, 10:46 PM
selenphr Next PvP fleet is a spam of level 100+ Yamatos
I wish for RNG-sama to stop being a bitch FFS.

Ryalai
04-27-2015, 10:53 PM
RNG-sama Taiha's your entire fleet non-stop just before the boss of the last event map, if you even manage to connect.

I wish that I actually got something good from development... :kaga_sad:

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 10:55 PM
YasenBaka
Yes, penguins.

I wish for an eye bleach thread in the forums

PinoyRicochet
04-27-2015, 10:56 PM
@jomrem4772 (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1399-jomrem4772/) RNG sama gives you EbolAIDS instead
I wish for Atago to dress up like Shimakaze for once.

47KyO72
04-27-2015, 11:48 PM
PinoyRicochet
Before you could even view atago in Shimakaze's uniform, you found yourself inside the office of the military police for sexual assault.

I wish Agano's Voice change.

HzVee
04-27-2015, 11:51 PM
jomrem4772 Her voice changed to light cruiser demon's voice

I wish the size of a fleet is upgraded to 7

Kairo
04-27-2015, 11:54 PM
HzVee It is done, but each map on the event becomes combined fleet + individually fleet-locked

I wish my Mutsuki and Kisaragi get their kai-ni right now

Pudding
04-27-2015, 11:57 PM
Kairo they sink at level 64


I wish i become a ship girl.

Lyne
04-27-2015, 11:57 PM
@Pudding (http://www.himeuta.net/members/6008-pudding/) you become an abyssal instead
(sorry for the confusion I posted the same time as you and responded to Kairo's post instead)

I wish kaga will join my fleet

Ryalai
04-28-2015, 12:03 AM
You become one, but you're assigned to a naval base on the front lines under the command of a tyrannical admiral.

I wish that my resources wouldn't hover around 20k for all eternity.

47KyO72
04-28-2015, 12:03 AM
Two Unanswered wishes, Challenge accepted!


I wish kaga will join my fleet
"Don't Mix me with those kids."
With a harsh tone she declined due to Shoukaku and Zuikaku's pressence.


I wish that my resources wouldn't hover around 20k for all eternity.
Yes,.... Below 10k

I wish ship girls become real people.

HzVee
04-28-2015, 12:09 AM
jomrem4772 and they stopped being a shipgirl?

I wish the repair and construction slot is unlockable using in game resources.

Lyne
04-28-2015, 12:10 AM
HzVee Yes but it costs 300k bauxite per slot

I wish my subs would stop going to the boss node during 2-3 transport quest clearing

Marius
04-28-2015, 12:19 AM
I wish my subs would stop going to the boss node during 2-3 transport quest clearing

they get rekt every time on first node from now on

I wish Hiei would cook better

HzVee
04-28-2015, 12:35 AM
@Marius (http://www.himeuta.net/members/56-marius/) she opens a restaurant and resigned from your fleet

I wish there is ship trading system

47KyO72
04-28-2015, 12:44 AM
HzVee
Imagine you're Abrar,...... even traded for his Kongou's virginity

I wish there's no lag in after the maintenance.

HzVee
04-28-2015, 01:14 AM
jomrem4772 there is no lag because the server is broken

I wish I clear the event on hard and obtain all rewards

DuckiePlucky
04-28-2015, 01:19 AM
HzVee RNG: YOU GET NOTHING! GAME OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!

I wish I could have more Kai Nis.

Lyne
04-28-2015, 01:21 AM
DuckiePlucky your current kai nis and all the ships close to kai ni all sink and you have to start over

I wish my sanity for the event is higher than my steel (55k+)

Yobnomekop
04-28-2015, 01:22 AM
@DuckiePlucky (http://www.himeuta.net/members/5551-duckieplucky/) After maintenance all Kai Ni's require blueprints

I wish Sakawa was an event drop and I manage to find her

Edit: Lyne You realize that iron is useless and spend it all in LSC

Lumiere Eblouissante
04-28-2015, 01:31 AM
Yobnomekop sadly Sakawa won't be there and will never be there

I wish someone please show Isokaze how to come to my base

selenphr
04-28-2015, 01:43 AM
@Cranes Lover (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1073-cranes-lover/) Kaminari Says: Isokaze? I threw her out since you have me dont ya?

I wish the new BB's could at least say another italian dish aside from pasta~

HzVee
04-28-2015, 01:44 AM
Cranes Lover Isokaze come and dislike your base. She leaves soon after.

I wish the construction fairy willing to construct 2 ships for the price of one for me.

Lumiere Eblouissante
04-28-2015, 01:46 AM
selenphr you gonna sink into "pasta pasta pasta" all the times.
HzVee how about no? :p

selenphr
04-28-2015, 01:46 AM
@HzVee (http://www.himeuta.net/members/7562-hzvee/) Two penguins Naka's for the price of one, nice~

I wish that Akashi's screws are purchasable via furniture coins

PinoyRicochet
04-28-2015, 02:15 AM
Cranes Lover No wish? Okay then....
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I wish that I have an unlimited amount of resources, development material, and repair buckets.

Hamakaze
04-28-2015, 02:18 AM
I Equip my Bismarck Drei two 41cm prototype (Fusou kai ni & Yamashiro Kai Ni equipment), will she become stonger than Yamato ?

I wish I had completed all Kagerou Class Destroyers before 2020.


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Seraphilux
04-28-2015, 02:19 AM
@PinoyRicochet (http://www.himeuta.net/members/8093-pinoyricochet/) You realize that your wish is as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a kuso TTK such as you!!!

I wish to find another good DMM game such as KC to sink and waste my time in... :(

Lyne
04-28-2015, 02:20 AM
@PinoyRicochet (http://www.himeuta.net/members/8093-pinoyricochet/) you realized that unlimited resources and buckets aren't enough you also need a nice RNG-sama and compass-chan. RNG-sama keeps giving you Kongous no matter how hard you try in LSC and compass-chan won't let you clear the event map no matter what.

I wish there was no such thing as fleet locking

- - - Updated - - -
whoa so much people posting at the same time

Kairo
04-28-2015, 02:59 AM
Lyne Done, but now the event consists of one map with all the rewards removed~

I wish I had more bauxite in my stockpile.

Ryalai
04-28-2015, 03:27 AM
Akagi was assigned to your base. Say goodbye to what little bauxite you had left~

I wish that I had money... >.>

Lyne
04-28-2015, 03:32 AM
@YasenBaka (http://www.himeuta.net/members/7259-yasenbaka/)
You decide to buy a lottery ticket and then you win so you end up having 50 million bucks in a bank account. the next day the apocalypse comes and all that money is worthless cuz a bunch of numbers in a computer somewhere and a bunch of paper is useless in the fight for survival

I wish school wasn't that cruel and gives students so much homework/tests

Seraphilux
04-28-2015, 03:34 AM
Hey, my wish got ignored >:(. The one before @Lyne (http://www.himeuta.net/members/10167-lyne/) at page 6

HanbokPsycho
04-28-2015, 04:08 AM
Seraphilux
DMM goes bankrupt

I wish I had a new laptop

Lyne
04-28-2015, 04:13 AM
@HanbokPsycho (http://www.himeuta.net/members/141-hanbokpsycho/) you end up with "new" laptop but the design is 10+ years old. So bad that it can't even run Kancolle

I wish I didn't bite the "increased Musashi chance" bait a few weeks ago. could do a lot better with 18k more ammo 12k more fuel and 9k more bauxite.

47KyO72
04-28-2015, 08:08 AM
Lyne
Sadly, as time flies, regret that you fell into "The Increase Musashi chance" trap. Day by day, you regret it .

I wish Kagerou has a kai ni.

artificial
04-28-2015, 08:21 AM
A week or two after the event, the devs tweet hints of a Kagerou kai2. And then it turns out to be Shiranui kai2 instead.

This PC is running out of HDD space and I wish for a new HDD.

KuroyukiChen
04-28-2015, 08:23 AM
A week or two after the event, the devs tweet hints of a Kagerou kai2. And then it turns out to be Shiranui kai2 instead.

This PC is running out of HDD space and I wish for a new HDD.

Granted. but then, when your work and private data all piled up, that HDD suddenly corrupted

i wish that we have Subs 2nd Remodel, besides Ro

47KyO72
04-28-2015, 08:39 AM
Zenovian
Sadly the devs denied the 2nd remodel of some SS due being op. The one who get the remodel is Maruyu which only adds additional luck (+3) to remodel. Nothing more.

I wish i have resources to waste in the Large Ship Casino.

KuroyukiChen
04-28-2015, 08:43 AM
@Zenovian (http://www.himeuta.net/members/4055-zenovian/)
Sadly the devs denied the 2nd remodel of some SS due being op. The one who get the remodel is Maruyu which only adds additional luck (+3) to remodel. Nothing more.

I wish i have resources to waste in the Large Ship Casino.

Granted, but then only 0.0001% chance of you NOT getting fusou because RNG

i wish i can wreck Re-class without any sacrifice

HanbokPsycho
04-28-2015, 08:57 AM
Zenovian
Re-class killed.
New ship with a fucking Graviton Cannon appears and slaughters entire fleet.

I wish cool spring weather would last forever.

sutenai
04-28-2015, 09:35 AM
HanbokPsycho Global warming turns globe into constant, sweltering hellhole.

I wish the event patch would bring a food-related wall furniture.

Serrulata
04-28-2015, 10:26 AM
sutenai It does, but akagi gets her hands on it before you ever got a chance to see it

i wish the devs decided to give us increased ship capacity

ShinigamiRikko
04-28-2015, 12:00 PM
@Serrulata (http://www.himeuta.net/members/6915-serrulata/) They give some ships more capacity however you cant use main guns or planes.

I wish that we could choose which ship we can create on LSC as long as we have blueprints.

HanbokPsycho
04-28-2015, 01:23 PM
ShinigamiRikko
Blueprints now cost 100 medals and each LSC ship takes 100 blueprints.

I wish for a giant tub of mint chocolate ice cream.

sutenai
04-28-2015, 01:30 PM
HanbokPsycho You get it, but the tub is so large and the ice cream so tasty you eat yourself to death.

I wish for Roma to have better art than Littorio (haven't seen her yet)

hisketinfrom
04-28-2015, 09:57 PM
And then Roma was drawn in MS paint.

I hope that ships from this event aren't utter trash.

nobununga
04-28-2015, 10:50 PM
Katsuragi. Dream crushed.

I wish I could fast forward two days and get next month's medals now. Been sitting on sub-80 HQ for a while now.

PinoyRicochet
04-28-2015, 11:07 PM
nobununga Dream has come true, however, you have missed so many days at school/work that you've fail all your classes/ you've lost your job.

I wish that RNG-sama lets me beat E-1 (I'm on easy by the way).

47KyO72
04-29-2015, 03:27 AM
PinoyRicochet
Sadly the buttons malfunctioned,.... went to hard mode.

I wish the event would provide me with rare LSC drops like Yammy, Musashi & Taihou.

HzVee
04-29-2015, 03:51 AM
@jomrem4772 (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1399-jomrem4772/) They dropped with destroyer max stats instead of normal stats

I wish all of the branching nodes are manual from now.

HanbokPsycho
04-29-2015, 04:29 AM
HzVee
There are now so many nodes that by the time you reach your destination, your fuel and ammo is gone.
And also three Re-Class per node.

I wish I could get perfect scores on my finals.

47KyO72
04-29-2015, 05:49 AM
HanbokPsycho
Yes,... Hopefully you could pass a one item Exam test. Either pass or fail. One wrong word in your answer would mean fail.

I wish E2 is easy as E1.

Serene
04-29-2015, 06:03 AM
jomrem4772
Dev-sama is being mean to you.
they heard your wish, and decided to increase the difficult of E2
mwahahahahaha~

i wish as newbie as i am,
i can successfully participate on the current event.

HzVee
04-29-2015, 07:43 AM
Serene you finished the event successfully, but cannot RNG doesn't allow you to complete normal maps anymore

I wish... I can play 30 hours a day

47KyO72
04-29-2015, 07:55 AM
HzVee
Sadly stress, fatigue, Starvation and like of sleep made you weak. you're hospitalized during the event therefore cannot participate in the event.

I wish Tirpitz would be added in game.

hisketinfrom
04-29-2015, 08:18 AM
Germany: "Fuck off, we're out of good ships"

No fleet locking pl0x, nobody likes it.

HanbokPsycho
04-29-2015, 09:25 AM
hisketinfrom
Your fleet size is reduced to a maximum of two ships per fleet.

I wish there were easier and more efficient grinding maps.

Seravee
04-29-2015, 09:47 AM
@HanbokPsycho (http://www.himeuta.net/members/141-hanbokpsycho/) A special map where only last node drops 250 of a random resource is available, only Akagi can sortie on it though...

I wish for the 3rd Yamato sister ship be available

47KyO72
04-29-2015, 01:52 PM
Seravee
Sadly, the devs won't push for it though due to some reason.

I wish someone could shed a light about Akitsushima's Purpose.

HanbokPsycho
04-29-2015, 02:26 PM
jomrem4772

Her planes all malfunction and crash into DMM, erasing all remnants of her secret role.

I wish E-6 wouldn't consume so much damn ammo.

Ydna
04-29-2015, 02:28 PM
jomrem4772 the devs make an official statement on her purpose .... but after a week it is considered game breaking and she is removed from the game entirely.

I wish that the next event sees the introduction of a second Admiral Hipper Class Heavy Cruiser.

sutenai
04-29-2015, 02:29 PM
HanbokPsycho E-6 stops consuming ammo, starts consuming ship girls instead (beginning with the highest level ones)

I wish Roma would get a Kai Ni with art that looks a bit better.

47KyO72
04-29-2015, 03:24 PM
@setsunai
Yes, she'll have a kai ni but similar to Amagi's cloths.

I wish there is a mega bucket that repairs all damaged ships in an instant.

47KyO72
04-29-2015, 03:48 PM
Ydna, due to strong ships leaving Europe, it fell into abyssal hands.

Akanetsuki
04-29-2015, 03:48 PM
@jomrem4772 (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1399-jomrem4772/) Wish granted but you pay it with 1 Task Force Carrier fleet per 1 Mega Bucket

I wish I could have another 41cm Main Gun.

47KyO72
04-29-2015, 03:55 PM
Akanetsuki
Granted, but you'll only get 41cm for crafting even if you change the recipe. Thus filling your storage.

I wish for Ise class kai ni.

Akanetsuki
04-29-2015, 03:56 PM
@jomrem4772 (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1399-jomrem4772/) Wish granted but you need to level them up to lv 200 to be remodeled to kai ni and the payment for their kai ni is 100K Bauxite and 100K Gas


I wish for Unryuu

47KyO72
04-29-2015, 04:08 PM
Sadly while on the way to your base, she encountered abyssal ship and sunk. She arrived in pieces.

I wish Fusou and Yamashiro to be more optimistic.

HanbokPsycho
04-29-2015, 04:41 PM
jomrem4772
They become more optimistic, but at the cost of all your sanity.

I wish for stylish headphones.

47KyO72
04-29-2015, 04:52 PM
Made by CDR King

I wish to get some sleep for day 2 of the event.

Ryalai
04-29-2015, 05:01 PM
You get sleep, but the servers go down just when you wake up.

I wish that the event doesn't deplete my SAN points to a dangerous level.

nekochen
04-29-2015, 05:40 PM
You worked hard on the event, everything finally started going your way, then... your neighborhood experience a prolonged black-out due to nearby transformer caught on fire.

I wish Certain Magical Index would get a season 3 soon, need more Index...

Ryalai
04-29-2015, 05:43 PM
The third season finally gets announced... For summer 2143...

I wish I had more free time...

47KyO72
04-30-2015, 02:50 AM
Granted only to end up being a bum.

I wish for the extention of the time of the event.

Lyne
04-30-2015, 03:22 AM
Yes but only by 2 minutes

I wish that the devs would post all the available drops and enemy encounters in the event so I can plan ahead of time

47KyO72
04-30-2015, 06:28 AM
Lyne
Granted, only to be posted in random order.

I wish there's an easier way to farm buckets.

sutenai
04-30-2015, 11:52 AM
jomrem4772 All sorties and expeditions now drop buckets. Only buckets.

I wish I could stick all these trophy destroyers in some free slots so I won't have to hate my money or agonize over who to scrap.

Akanetsuki
04-30-2015, 03:15 PM
@sutenai (http://www.himeuta.net/members/4492-sutenai/) you get 1 more slot when you handover a Task Force fleet

I wish for getting U-511

Rei-kun
04-30-2015, 03:42 PM
You get her, but your Fusou suddenly disappears from your fleet

I wish for a fancy hat

47KyO72
04-30-2015, 04:55 PM
Granted, a jester's hat.

I wish to get additional rings for Kaga.

Ryalai
05-01-2015, 07:21 PM
You get the rings, but Kaga sank in a sortie a while afterwards.

I wish that E-4 will have mercy on me...

47KyO72
05-02-2015, 08:02 AM
@YasenBaka (http://www.himeuta.net/members/7259-yasenbaka/) Wish granted but the reward is reduced to 10 ammos, nenohi and you need it to finish 20 times.

I wish for new songs in the jukebox in-game

mintea
05-02-2015, 09:32 AM
jomrem4772 you get them, but they're awful tracks that break glass

i wish for a better snack...

artificial
05-02-2015, 09:40 AM
You check the cupboards for stuff to eat and suddenly, out of nowhere, diarrhea.

I wish the Isokaze I got from Spring Event 2015 E5 came with a Kanye West album.

47KyO72
05-03-2015, 02:11 PM
artificial
This one's difficult when drank since afternoon onwards.
You got Isokaze and the album arrived in your base. Sadly the album was part of the ingredients which Isokaze mistook for something else while she's cooking.

I wish for a hangover medicine when I wake up.

hisketinfrom
05-03-2015, 10:56 PM
Wish granted, side effects include sonic diarrhea (among others).

I want a better PC.

47KyO72
05-04-2015, 05:15 PM
Wish granted, side effects include sonic diarrhea (among others).

I want a better PC.
Granted you'll have a better pc, top noch in the year 1989.

I wish for my nose to stop bleeding due to lack of sleep due to the event.

hisketinfrom
05-04-2015, 06:17 PM
Wish granted, your other orifices will start to bleed.

I want for someone to clean my desk.

Serene
05-04-2015, 06:21 PM
hisketinfrom
your desk became so clean,
Too bad they just move all the dirty parts elsewhere.
now even the mattresses were dirty



i hope Akatsuki got Kai Nii Soon

HanbokPsycho
05-05-2015, 02:20 PM
Serene Akatsuki gets Kai Ni, everyone else gets Kai San.

I wish my allergies would stop over reacting

47KyO72
05-05-2015, 04:27 PM
HanbokPsycho
Granted that the allergies disappear. Sadly, new sickness kicks in.

I wish to Get Roma.

hisketinfrom
05-05-2015, 05:10 PM
Roma get, no slots left and resources and buckets bye bye.

I want some chips now.

Serene
05-05-2015, 05:54 PM
hisketinfrom
You found some chips on your room
too bad its already expired

i wish i had a better wish

47KyO72
05-05-2015, 09:07 PM
hisketinfrom
i wish i had a better wish

Granted, but each time you wish there's always a catch, in a very bad way.

I wish harbour water oni to have more fan art. Please no rule 34.

Vz-Rei
05-05-2015, 09:39 PM
jomrem4772 There is more habour water oni fan art, however they are all cross gender depictions in the same outfit as her.

I wish for Kagerou Class to all get Kai Nis \o/

hisketinfrom
05-06-2015, 11:46 AM
Wish granted, all stats +1.

I wish I had a fan because it's so fucking hot.

Serene
05-06-2015, 07:02 PM
hisketinfrom

here, you go :
http://www.myhandfan.com/handfans/images/NC025whiteg.jpg


i hope the developers will give us some
ship capacity-enhancing items for free...

Thatman
05-06-2015, 07:27 PM
@hisketinfrom (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1558-hisketinfrom/)

here, you go :



i hope the developers will give us some
ship
capacity-enhancing items for free...
Wish granted, but only your account is banned to allow it to happen.

I wish that the Japanese Navy wasn't retroactively renaming their ships.

47KyO72
05-07-2015, 08:17 AM
Thatman
Japan started renaming their ships by only numbers. Therefore reducing name being repeated.

I wish there would be more foreign ships in KC.

hisketinfrom
05-07-2015, 10:18 AM
Wish granted, new ships from Iceland during viking era.

I want something.

HanbokPsycho
05-07-2015, 10:48 AM
hisketinfrom
You got the most torturous of diseases and it spreads to your loved ones but the disease gives the people you hate a lot of benefits.
I wish this toothache would go away

PinoyRicochet
05-07-2015, 11:54 AM
HanbokPsycho The dentist gets rid of the toothache, but during the process you end up having all your teeth pulled out.
I wish for a strip of bacon.

hisketinfrom
05-07-2015, 07:27 PM
Wish granted, followed by heart attack due to cholesterol.

I want RNG to love me.

Ryalai
05-07-2015, 07:37 PM
She loves you, but because she's an S she decides to screw you over every 5 minutes.

I want a PS Vita...

KanCo
05-07-2015, 07:39 PM
You say while accidentally tripping out of store dropping it over the railing. A faint crack followed by a girlish scream follows.

I wish I could control sound waves...

Ryalai
05-07-2015, 07:46 PM
KanCo Ahaha, I did not expect that kind of answer.

You can control sound waves, but only sound waves with an intensity from 0 to 5 hertz.

I wish I could control time...

KanCo
05-07-2015, 07:58 PM
Wish Granted. You are now a magical girl capable of controlling time. Now go fight witches and die somewhere so that you can become a witch yourself! AND THE CYCLE OF ENTROPY CONTINUES!

*Cough* I wish I could ace my exams.

Ryalai
05-07-2015, 08:06 PM
You do ace them! Well, you aced failing them at least.

I wish I could fix my GPA before the semester ends...

KanCo
05-07-2015, 08:57 PM
*looks at the calendar* Today's the deadline! *gets there* Oh. what are you here for? .... Um this is last year's schedule to drop a course. The deadline passed a week ago.


I wish I COULD KILL E-4 BECAUSE IT DOESN"T DIE.

hisketinfrom
05-07-2015, 09:04 PM
Wish granted, now get stuck on E-5.

I wish I could convince myself to wear socks.

Nitroflame
05-07-2015, 09:26 PM
You can now wear socks, too bad they will always be wet.

I wish I was good at sewing.

Ryalai
05-07-2015, 09:30 PM
You can sew whatever you like, although you will always end up stabbing your fingers...

I wish I knew how to properly use photoshop...

KanCo
05-07-2015, 09:48 PM
A master at copying. Not creating. Do you have any idea who you actually are? No? Well that's because you live to copy others. You have no talents yourself. AHAHA..... What am I saying who needs friends when I have photoshop? I can put my waifu on anything I want. Who needs friends? I have WAIFU.

*excuse me while KanCo leaves him/her alone...*

I wish I could play like marasy8. (youtube/nico)

47KyO72
05-08-2015, 05:49 PM
Granted that you can play like him, but your life as a person crumbles as you play by means of social disintegration.

I wish to be more kuso ttk than before.

hisketinfrom
05-08-2015, 07:54 PM
Wish granted, only naka lv. 1 with no equipment remains.

I want some magic markers to sniff.

47KyO72
05-09-2015, 11:46 AM
Granted that you sniffed the markers which was given to you by unknown people. You're then surrounded by the police due to drug abuse. After the court order is filed two months later, you're the convicted of the crime and sent to the rehab.

I wish for a life changing event.

Makoto Yuki
05-09-2015, 11:57 AM
you get one. you get in an accident that leaves you in a near-death state.

I wish I can get more sleep.

47KyO72
05-09-2015, 12:00 PM
Granted that you get sleep, sadly it was a coma for 2 months.

I wish for more sanity pills.

YuukiSama
05-11-2015, 07:45 AM
Wish Granted, You found sanity pills but they were mislabeled and you didn't notice til you took them.... On the bottle it was labeled mentally unstable pills warning! They made you more insane.

I wish to get I-168 and equip her with awesome stuff.

hisketinfrom
05-11-2015, 12:58 PM
Wish granted. She sinks in "orel cruising all day every day" or 3-2-A five minutes later.

I want a TARDIS.

nekochen
05-11-2015, 01:54 PM
hisketinfrom Granted, except you realized it too late that it's Made in *****. It doesn't work and the door is broken... you're locked inside a "normal" phone booth.

I wish Roma and Sakawa would drop already, so I can call it successful E-7 accomplishment.

Flamestar
05-11-2015, 02:28 PM
nekochen Said ships finally drop. Unfortunately, you accidentally scrap them while getting rid of doubles without realizing that they were included.

I wish I could get a Battleship already

ofi123
05-11-2015, 02:36 PM
Flamestar

Kiyoshimo appears! She'll grow up to be a fine battleship! Believe it!

I wish for unlimited luck feed.

Ryalai
05-11-2015, 04:55 PM
Unlimited Maruyu Works!
No matter what you do, you will get Maruyu and only Maruyu. Event clear rewards, drops, construction, LSC, dailies, whatever it is. YOU WILL ONLY EVER GET MARUYU.

I wish I had more free time...

47KyO72
05-11-2015, 08:03 PM
Granted that you'll have free time, but that free time will be used on something uneventful.

I wish for an easier way to finish E6

hisketinfrom
05-11-2015, 09:39 PM
The easiest way to finish E-6 is by not finishing it. And thus you choose that option.

I wish I was good at Touhou.

47KyO72
05-12-2015, 12:23 PM
Granted that your good at playing any danmaku game, due to the amount of bullets present in the game, your computer crashed without recovery. Therefore the PC broke down without finding the computer OS cd for reformating purpose.

I wish for bacon strips.

Flamestar
05-12-2015, 05:33 PM
jomrem4772 I made bacon for you. My younger sister walks into the room and eats them.

I wish I could get Kaga for my first fleet

Hission
05-12-2015, 07:30 PM
Flamestar Wish granted. Got hit in first sortie and you forget to evade next battle. Sunk in second node of whatever map.

I wish a Kancolle X Gundam event.

47KyO72
05-13-2015, 05:20 AM
Hission
Granted that this event will happen, but all reward ships in the event are temporary. Therefore it is as if you win nothing.

I wish for a faster internet speed. I mean Shimakaze Fast!

PinoyRicochet
05-13-2015, 03:42 PM
47KyO72 Granted, but you will have to pay the expensive bills and face the frequent power outages that occur in your home.

I wish for black tea.

47KyO72
05-13-2015, 03:55 PM
[MENTION=1399]I wish for black tea.
Granted, but instead of Kongou handing it to, her sister hiei gave it. Did you know about the milk tea incident last month which happened in the Philippines? #hieimilktea (http://www.himeuta.net/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=hieimilktea)

I wish for a custom 4G93 in a CE9A.

Serene
05-13-2015, 04:54 PM
47KyO72
1 hour after you got what you want:
Car Crash.


i hope mythKaze will drop for me..

PinkGuy
05-14-2015, 04:20 AM
@47KyO72 (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1399-47kyo72/)
1 hour after you got what you want:
Car Crash.


i hope mythKaze will drop for me..
Granted--
OH WAIT, she's a myth ohohohohoh

Well shit, I forgot my wish. RIP

47KyO72
05-14-2015, 05:16 AM
Granted--
OH WAIT, she's a myth ohohohohoh
Your wish please,...

If there is none,

I wish for a 75hp turbo kit to be installed in my car.

Ryalai
05-14-2015, 05:32 AM
Granted!
It's installed!
...And after around 5 hours of use it just breaks. It literally just shears in half.
...Good luck repairing that.

Next...
I wish I could get Bismarck...

Serene
05-14-2015, 12:50 PM
YasenBaka
you got your bismarck, congrats!
too bad you accidently chose to advanced while she is Red.



i wish my wish will not be granted

47KyO72
05-14-2015, 02:52 PM
Serene
Then Your wish is denied.

I wish to have Roma in my fleet.

Fazel
05-14-2015, 09:22 PM
Go to E-6 now. The next node that you S rank where a Roma drop is confirmed will, without fail, give you Roma (http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2002425?tags=kirishima_%28kantai_collection%29+car dboard_box_gundam).

Hmm, I could go for a glass of German Riesling right about now. I wish for a glass of German Riesling, specifically from the Mosel region.

Hission
05-14-2015, 09:26 PM
Fazel Wish granted, but the glass have a fissure and break when u touch it.

I wish another damned good anime like Monogatari Series.

PinoyRicochet
05-15-2015, 02:45 AM
Hission Wish granted, but the anime ends up being so bad that you shoot your eyes outs and end up being blind for the rest of your life.

I wish I was shot in the knee.

47KyO72
05-15-2015, 02:51 AM
PinoyRicochet
Granted,.... to be shot by Yamato's 46cm/45 Type 94 triple mount naval guns. Prepare Salvo!

I wish for a Gibson Bass to replace my old one.

Lyne
05-15-2015, 03:28 AM
47KyO72
You get a shiny brand new Gibson bass. But before you can play it you trip down the stairs and it breaks.

I wish ship slots were event rewards so i won't have to keep kicking out ships every time i get a event drop

47KyO72
05-15-2015, 05:00 AM
Lyne
Granted,.... Only ship slots will be your reward from now on.

I wish to have my Chitose back with all her equipment

Marius
05-15-2015, 05:20 AM
47KyO72

Granted but in exchange you loose all your other shipgirls and all your equipment

I wish for Takanami to finally drop in E-3

47KyO72
05-15-2015, 07:09 AM
Marius
Sadly, Salt is raining for the last days of the event,...

I wish for rain.

PinoyRicochet
05-15-2015, 12:03 PM
47KyO72 Granted, but it rains for 5 months that your town floods and destroys everything, including your electronic devices.

I wish I owned a T29.

Hission
05-15-2015, 12:14 PM
PinoyRicochet Granted, but you got the equivalent of 5 stars from Grand Theft Auto Series and your tank got bombed from 5 other tanks.

I wish a beer.

PinkGuy
05-15-2015, 12:24 PM
@PinoyRicochet (http://www.himeuta.net/members/8093-pinoyricochet/) Granted, but you got the equivalent of 5 stars from Grand Theft Auto Series and your tank got bombed from 5 other tanks.

I wish a beer.
Granted, but your beer is warm, stale, and expired.

I wish I have some dank memes.

47KyO72
05-15-2015, 02:30 PM
PinkGuy
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/925/763/dd2.jpg
This was given to you as a gift, fell to the chimney, burned to ashes.

I wish for Gasoline (IRL or Game is good).

PinoyRicochet
05-15-2015, 03:00 PM
@47KyO72 (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1399-47kyo72/) Granted, I give you a Jerry Can full of gasoline. However, I kill you, pour the gas over your body, and set it ablaze.

I wish I had a tricycle.

HanbokPsycho
05-15-2015, 03:17 PM
PinoyRicochet

As the great Yahtzee (kinda) said: Riding a tricycle and every hundred yards, the tricycle turns into a BEAR.

I wish I had better art skills.

47KyO72
05-16-2015, 06:00 AM
HanbokPsycho
Granted that you have better art skills, but your other mental capacities malfunctioned.

I wish for world peace.

Honjitsu
05-16-2015, 06:02 AM
47KyO72 Granted, but 99% of the population was killed because they were a threat to world peace.

I wish to understand every language in the world

Tribell
05-16-2015, 09:03 AM
Honjitsu
Granted, but you won't be able to speak and write anymore.

I wish for being a professional basketball team coach.

selenphr
05-16-2015, 09:07 AM
Tribell

You do become a basketball coach but with a coach Anzai body.

I wish It would rain gold bars and diamonds

zetazach
05-16-2015, 09:14 AM
@selenphr (http://www.himeuta.net/members/3067-selenphr/) A gold bar falls on your skull and destroys your limbic system so you won't be able to enjoy this moment; while, the diamonds slice your skin like a paper shredder.

I wish for soup that is too hot.

syaondri
05-16-2015, 10:40 AM
You had just sit and took your silver spoon as you spoon the "too hot soup" that would damage your tongue for the very least when suddenly a cat appears out of nowhere... and everything fades to white.

when you're back to refresh your tab, the soup is already too cold now and we all know what happens to a "too cold soup".


I wish for a Kancolle Arcade machine '-'b

47KyO72
05-17-2015, 04:43 AM
syaondri
Granted, An arcade game about Canning.

I wish for Good luck!

syaondri
05-17-2015, 06:18 AM
47KyO72
Granted, a good luck for a day, you can't even lose to a schemed lottery since all the divine things and Gods from every angle of the galaxy will root for your win. But you'll have a super bad luck tomorrow that you'll even lose a 100% win chance for some reason and if you happen to shed even a single tear, the thermodynamic balance of the galaxy will collapse and we all will succumb on heat death. May God have mercy on us tomorrow.


since my previous wish doesn't really even get close to what I really want, I'll ask a bit more specific thing:

I wish for an arcade machine that could play the game called Kantai Collection Arcade where I get to collect all of my kancolle ship and control them like an admiral I am. '-'bbb

HanbokPsycho
05-17-2015, 09:28 AM
syaondri
The machine is created but it only accepts old Zimbabwe money to play.

I wish for my own private island.

47KyO72
05-17-2015, 10:28 AM
@HanbokPsycho (http://www.himeuta.net/members/141-hanbokpsycho/)
Granted it's a sinking island even if it's low tide.

I wish for Akitsushima to be dropped next event.

syaondri
05-18-2015, 06:44 AM
@47KyO72 (http://www.himeuta.net/members/1399-47kyo72/) granted, but it only drop on an optional single node on E-7 Hard difficulty where you have to fight six yet-applied Flagship Re Class with double status from the already implemented Elite Re Class and you have to get S to have a chance (0.5%) to get her.

wow...

I wish I could have more slot for my ships ;v;

PinoyRicochet
05-19-2015, 03:33 AM
syaondri Granted, but according to DMM, it says you've hacked into their game and payment system and they end up banning you from the game.

I wish for a wheelchair.

syaondri
05-19-2015, 04:01 AM
PinoyRicochet Granted
your order was received and your wheelchair will be sent to you
50 years after you've died.


I wish for happiness to us all~

selenphr
05-19-2015, 04:18 AM
syaondri Happiness does not exist~ Unless you want to make a contract and be a Magical Girl/Zombie or win the tainted Grail.

I wish for a decent anime show on Tuesdays.

Fuyukaze
05-19-2015, 09:34 AM
Granted, but only the opening and ending song of the anime will be decent.

I wish for more money to fund my cosplaying activities.

PinoyRicochet
05-19-2015, 04:09 PM
Fuyukaze Granted, but you end up hoarding your home full of cosplay costumes and end up going into debt.

I wish for a train.

Serene
05-19-2015, 05:35 PM
PinoyRicochet
you got it, but you dont know what to do with it because you dont have the right to use the public rails.

i wish i can easily pilling all resource..

selenphr
05-19-2015, 05:42 PM
@Serene (http://www.himeuta.net/members/10148-serene/) You do pile up resources. Dev tweet that XXX has increased rates at LSC. You burn all your resources to end up with Fusou, Mutsu, and Naka x 12869. As you attempt to pile resources devs announce a surprise event. GJ~

I wish I was a duelist.

syaondri
05-20-2015, 04:54 AM
@selenphr (http://www.himeuta.net/members/3067-selenphr/) Granted, you Were a duelist, now your name is on the board... but no one even remember your fight so yea.. only that board where your name was remembers you.

I wish I can have my own mine turtle.

Cecilia Alcott
05-20-2015, 05:12 AM
@syaondri (http://www.himeuta.net/members/7359-syaondri/) Wish granted, you got one!

And it fell over from your slippery and greasy hand.

Boom, goes the dynamite, god said.

I wish that i have a 2nd marriage ring on KC.

sutenai
05-20-2015, 10:56 AM
AWACS Sky Eye You get your second ring -- and marriage to ship girls is immediately forbidden as it's seen as fraternization

I wish one could level ship girls above level 99 without marrying them

47KyO72
05-20-2015, 04:11 PM
@sutenai (http://www.himeuta.net/members/4492-sutenai/)
Granted, But you'll have to pay for them to level above 100.

I wish for another Naval warfare game.

Honjitsu
05-20-2015, 04:40 PM
47KyO72 Granted, but the name of the game is ''Floaty boats: War at the municipal pool''

I wish I was able to do ventriloquism.

Admiral Nightingale
05-20-2015, 11:58 PM
Honjitsu Granted, but your puppets eventually become sentient and force you out of your home so that they can organize a world domination scheme.

I wish I was part of a Super Sentai Squad.

Cecilia Alcott
05-21-2015, 08:11 AM
Admiral Nightingale Granted, you became one of the newest Super Sentai Squad!

Too bad the shows got bad review, critics, and simply bad luck and it ended in just several episodes.

But hey! At least you went famous! even though the episode when you did show up was the last episode it was ever released before it got ended.

A shame.

I wish for me to have an word so vile, it will turn the world into an literal hell in 72 hours after someone sings a song with that vile word for 6 times in an interval of 108 minutes.

HanbokPsycho
05-21-2015, 09:02 AM
AWACS Sky Eye
You have the word, but you become mute, and paralyzed so no one else can know the word.

I wish I had a super high quality badass (not Nagamon) Nagato figure.

Kiri no Kantai
05-21-2015, 09:15 AM
@HanbokPsycho (http://www.himeuta.net/members/141-hanbokpsycho/)
Alter makes an amazing Nagato figure but it's a limited edition of 10, to be sold at Comic Market. Needless to say, you never get it. Nagato gets killed off (sunk) in the 2nd Season anime, so all of the Nagato merchandising stops. Naka-chan becomes the new secretary ship in the anime.

I wish for Takao & Atago to get thinner & less clothing.

47KyO72
05-21-2015, 12:07 PM
Kiri no Kantai
Granted to you gave them thinner clothing. The Catch is that you're arrested by the Tokkeitai (Naval MP) for Sexual Abuse.

I wish for a tall mug of strawberry ice cream to be served in this instance.

Hission
05-21-2015, 12:15 PM
47KyO72 Right now a tall flying mug of strawberry ice cream flyes to your head, hit you, and you fell unconscious. Also, the mug break in million fragments.

I wish for a transformer, NOT DECEPTICON.

selenphr
05-21-2015, 12:31 PM
Hission Wait, was it the step up one or a step one down one? I'll just charge both on your card~


I wish I could read Maps

syaondri
05-21-2015, 03:49 PM
Ohohoho I got replied by Oka Nieba~

that aside, granted! But you're in a hospital right now, waiting for your recovery of a strange disease that left you immobile for possibly eternity... so yea, have fun reading those maps that you can't explore...... ;v;

I wish for a two times EXP week on kancolle!

honglong17
05-21-2015, 03:56 PM
Edit: nothing to see here, move along just post on wrong thread

Serene
05-21-2015, 04:13 PM
sigh, the event leave me with so many girl need to lv up for Q, i so wish that i got Katori right now

sir, what are you doin?


@syaondri (http://www.himeuta.net/members/7359-syaondri/)
granted,,,
the dev also doubled the probabilty of one shot taiha on 1st node of every maps

i wish there will be easier and safer ways for leveling DD's

honglong17
05-21-2015, 04:20 PM
Serene oops, that what happen when you open so many tab at once,.... ya, post on wrong thread, so silly of me

47KyO72
05-22-2015, 04:05 AM
sir, what are you doin?


@syaondri (http://www.himeuta.net/members/7359-syaondri/)
granted,,,
the dev also doubled the probabilty of one shot taiha on 1st node of every maps

i wish there will be easier and safer ways for leveling DD's
Granted,... map 1-1

I wish for chocolate mouse with syrup.

47KyO72
05-22-2015, 04:07 AM
Serene oops, that what happen when you open so many tab at once,.... ya, post on wrong thread, so silly of me
That's okay that happened to me in an embarassing way.

syaondri
05-22-2015, 04:19 AM
47KyO72 Granted, *take a still living black mouse, dump it into hot muddy chocolate, the mouse squeak and struggles to get out of the muddy chocolate but I pushes the mouse deeper until it is soaked with chocolates, then served it to you with a strawberry syrup*

I never know someone would like this, careful, it looks like it's still alive and could bite.


I wish for an easy to develop game development tools

Cecilia Alcott
05-22-2015, 06:46 AM
syaondri "Easy to use/develop" game Development tools? Wish granted, you got one!

It's a paper and a pencil.

Go make a game with those.

I wish for a simple drinking cup that exist in both Hell and Heaven, compromised with 8 circles of Heaven and 9 circles of Hell, both sinned and blessed by the devils and the angels of the respective places.

Serene
05-22-2015, 04:40 PM
AWACS Sky Eye
the cup slipped from you hand and now its broken.
congrats!


i wish more decent anime come ot next seasons. not some All-about-FanService one

Danywar
05-22-2015, 04:45 PM
Serene Granted. Now the most awesome anime's ever decided to air this season.

Unfortunately, you became blind and deaf before being able to watch them.

I wish the guy posting below me gave me all his money.

manacycler
05-22-2015, 05:15 PM
Danywar Here you go, all my money! Which amounts to about 2 cents because I've already spent all my money on kancolle merchandise.

I wish for magic powers!

Cecilia Alcott
05-23-2015, 12:13 AM
manacycler Granted, you got a Magic powers!

It's an list of your mundane elemental spells, which is mundane, but awesome! but as it turns out, you need to drink virgins bloods to replenish your Mana after using those magics.

Hey, atleast you got Magic powers! but you kinda need to kill people for it, but still, Magic Powers.

I wish for a cup of contains an Anti-matter inside, Which if the person below me said in a variations of "And the cup slipped from your hand!" it will changed into a ice cubes instead.

syaondri
05-23-2015, 12:36 PM
@AWACS Sky Eye (http://www.himeuta.net/members/2121-awacs-sky-eye/) granted! Oka nieba, you got your own cup of a single anti matter, but it appear that the anti matter is the anti matter of ceramic and so.. Pooffs both of them contact and a single atom of your cup explodes into energy breaking the rest of the cup...
that's one hell of a show '-'b

speaking of game from pencil and paper, I used to make those with my friends when I was at elementary school... games were pretty difficult to access on my country back then and only those who could afford the console and high money fluctuation could access it ;v;

that said, I wish me and my friend's paper and pencil made boat racing game become popular :D

selenphr
05-23-2015, 02:14 PM
syaondri granted~ and of course you both will get a nice boat end ~ I'm not sure if duct tape would be good enough to patch you guys back together tho. I'll bust out some crazy glue too, just in case.

I wish there was a cure for stupidity aside from -cough-nano-cough- death

manacycler
05-23-2015, 03:33 PM
@selenphr (http://www.himeuta.net/members/3067-selenphr/) Congrats! Modern science has now created a cure for stupidity! It's a special enhancement that now makes everyone in the world into geniuses. Unfortunately, people are still snobs, jerks, and bullies, so everyone is trying to make everyone feel bad through various long-worded rants, hacking into systems, or proving everything you know and believe is wrong, but this time with actual reasoning. And now every criminal knows how to build their own highly advanced weapons, so there are a lot more daily explosions.

I just got into Kantai, so now I wish to get rare ships! (this should be an easy one)

47KyO72
05-23-2015, 03:49 PM
manacycler
Yes,.... you'll get rare ships, but RNG will keep trolling you.

I wish for a dark chocolate bar.

Cecilia Alcott
05-23-2015, 04:51 PM
47KyO72 Wish granted.

You got a white chocolate bar instead.

I wish for something simple, yet elegant, but feels like something so useless in return.

syaondri
05-24-2015, 07:14 AM
AWACS Sky Eye you got Katori.

oh but you forgot to lock her and she's accidentally got scrapped... bummer.
better luck next time I suppose?

I wish Katori could give more exp boost than she's giving right now... '-'

Etrigan
05-24-2015, 07:44 AM
syaondri Katori now gives double the experience... to the other team.

I wish I had a cookie.

HanbokPsycho
05-24-2015, 09:17 AM
Etrigan
You got a digital cookie for a shock site.

I wish Yuubari wasn't so damn fragile.

Cecilia Alcott
05-24-2015, 10:39 AM
HanbokPsycho Granted, she get additional armor stats boost.

too bad because of that, she gain higher resources consumptions, in the same level as Yamato - Musashi level of resources eating skills.

Eh, atleast she's on par with Super Battleships in term of defense. but not Firepower, since you never even wished for that, her firepower is shitty like all CL's do.

I wish that i have a wide range of skills dedicated to walking, talking, killing, and jaywalking.

47KyO72
05-24-2015, 12:30 PM
AWACS Sky Eye

Granted that you'll have those skills, but goodluck using it in a prison's solitary confinement.

I wish for a serving of bacon carbonara.

HanbokPsycho
05-26-2015, 01:38 AM
47KyO72

Granted, the chef mishears and makes you a plate of bacon and carbon dust.

I wish my classes weren't so boring.

Cecilia Alcott
05-26-2015, 03:40 AM
HanbokPsycho Granted.

Your class is now teaching "Killing and Raping with your teacher 101" with your classmates as the victims.

Atleast anyone doesnt complain about the class being boring.

I wish for a simple sparks of light right above a chosen girl.

selenphr
05-26-2015, 07:37 AM
AWACS Sky Eye Granted. One Sparkly-when-exposed-to-light-gay twilight-ian vampire girl-thing coming right up~. But hey she sparkles, right?

I wish to see what is on the other side of this reality.

syaondri
05-26-2015, 09:09 AM
selenphr
granted, the single minded being of advanced alien race take you as a distinguished human to receive the other side of this reality, but your brain melted by the sheer knowledge of that level that you live only for several miliseconds knowing it before becoming an empty shell of nothingness.

I wish the person bellow me a prosperous life '-'b

HzVee
05-27-2015, 03:57 AM
syaondri Granted. but the person below me enjoyed prosperous his life too much and forgets about kancolle and himeuta

I wish the prosperous person below me remembers kancolle and returns here and donate each of us plenty of money so all of us can buy extra ship slots and rings.

syaondri
05-28-2015, 01:13 PM
Granted, too bad it happens in alternate reality '-';;;

at least it did happens.


I wish the person bellow me a happy new year.

47KyO72
05-30-2015, 07:21 PM
syaondri
Granted, for he'll be happy in IRL but Somewhat like Mutsu in Kancolle.

I wish for a serving of the most expensive cake currently available in the market.

Cecilia Alcott
05-31-2015, 01:55 AM
47KyO72 Wish granted.

You get the picture of that ludicrously expensive cake. Not the cake, the picture of the cake.

.desrever dna drawkacb gnihtyreve ees ot enoyreve dna em rof hsiw I

HzVee
05-31-2015, 02:12 AM
AWACS Sky Eye

your wish to see everything backward granted , and then your wish to see everything reversed granted. Everything turned into normal

I wish Kancolle stopped to be RNG based game and become strategy game where the player can control everything about their fleet

inazuma121
05-31-2015, 02:22 AM
HzVee Kancolle also becomes play to win. You can no longer get buckets and screws by ingame means, you must buy them now too. 5000 yen to unlock LSC.

I wish to get Bismarck on my next LSC even without doing the quest

Cecilia Alcott
05-31-2015, 02:25 AM
inazuma121 Wish granted.

You got a biscuit instead. Have fun.

I wish for um.... something that able to disable what you wanted to be enabled by disabling it.

If you can't give that, give me a glass of chocolate milk.

inazuma121
05-31-2015, 02:30 AM
AWACS Sky Eye Wish granted. Your glass of chocolate milk is sitting on the bow of Choukai's wreck. Good luck getting it.

I wish FuMO was craftable

syaondri
05-31-2015, 04:04 AM
inazuma121 granted, but you need to sacrifice your Prinz Eugen for a single chance to get it through special way newly invented by devs. (the drop rate is 0.01%)


I wish for a muffin factory.