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dranzerstar
07-05-2014, 03:12 PM
Official Twitter has released the details for poipoi juice
and Yes Enterprise, the manufacturer is calling it poipoi juice and it will be written like that on the invoice

The color of it... is revealed..
http://aikotoba-wa-coo.sakura.ne.jp/sblo_files/seaside-tears/image/02akiba-651.jpg

The devs removed the tweets for pre-order specials preview, but once something is on the internet it can't be taken back, this includes calling it poipoi juice.
Here it is,

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsER7FRCEAARVoO.jpg
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original

https://twitter.com/kenso_honpo/status/486697384479444992
Initial batch pre-order will be available on 11th July (1700JST)

https://twitter.com/kenso_honpo/status/486701175429812224
Like Shigure juice, the price is 6000 Yen for 24 bottles+ 3x B-1 posters + 3x coaster

https://twitter.com/kenso_honpo/status/486710180621467648
Coaster

https://twitter.com/kenso_honpo/status/486702346684997632
Poster





Order Site: http://www.independence-inter.co.jp/

https://twitter.com/kenso_honpo/statuses/485276027485044736

Poi juice incoming

PrimalBidoof
07-05-2014, 03:50 PM
This is my kind of juice! 10/10 would try if I lived in Japan.

Jifaru
07-05-2014, 05:08 PM
Poi poi <3
Very cute. Would drink the water.

drmchsr0
07-05-2014, 05:28 PM
It's not Yamato Juice.

Kinda sad.

blazeLimit
07-05-2014, 05:37 PM
see, I wonder, is it flavored?
If it is, I wonder what it tastes like, and that Shigure juice for that matter
If not, thats a great way to get me to start drinking water XD

panda
07-05-2014, 06:03 PM
Poi juice sounds wonderful! This is rather exiting news indeed.

KitsuneSama
07-05-2014, 06:05 PM
Need to import these from somewhere sometime since i REALLY want to try them xD

iamablocker
07-05-2014, 06:09 PM
"Poi Juice"

Mind ---> Gutter

blazeLimit
07-05-2014, 06:25 PM
"Poi Juice"

Mind ---> Gutter

brings me back to the shigure juice thread XD

RapidPotential
07-05-2014, 06:28 PM
Gap moe juice.

wut

nicsor238
07-05-2014, 08:10 PM
drmchsr0 would kill for this stuff.

Negame
07-05-2014, 09:16 PM
Now it's Poi? I'd hope for orange flavored. Shiratsuyu class sure are bringing in the dough with their coolants. Murasame next please.

ibabyslapper
07-05-2014, 09:17 PM
Since I'm leaving for Nip land tomorrow, I might try it if I find it.

Enterprise
07-06-2014, 03:56 AM
It isn't Juice, guys. Or even... "Juice." It is just a cheap colored sports water with a Kanmusu label.

Also, get your mind out of the gutter.

The name says "Kanmusu Reikyakusui"- 艦娘冷却水

It means "Ship-Girl Coolant", not meant for anything perverse like how it is being portrayed in the thread title. It is just a drink suggesting that Shigure and Yuudachi drink to cool off since they're hard working Kanmusu.

iDuane
07-06-2014, 04:16 AM
It isn't Juice, guys. Or even... "Juice." It is just a cheap colored sports water with a Kanmusu label.

Also, get your mind out of the gutter.

The name says "Kanmusu Reikyakusui"- 艦娘冷却水

It means "Ship-Girl Coolant", not meant for anything perverse like how it is being portrayed in the thread title. It is just a drink suggesting that Shigure and Yuudachi drink to cool off since they're hard working Kanmusu.
We don't like it when you ruin our fun. If we want it to be Shigure's Juices, then it can be :D

Syurika
07-06-2014, 05:15 AM
It isn't Juice, guys. Or even... "Juice." It is just a cheap colored sports water with a Kanmusu label.

Also, get your mind out of the gutter.

The name says "Kanmusu Reikyakusui"- 艦娘冷却水

It means "Ship-Girl Coolant", not meant for anything perverse like how it is being portrayed in the thread title. It is just a drink suggesting that Shigure and Yuudachi drink to cool off since they're hard working Kanmusu.

Coolant still sounds dirty.
Then again I have naughty thoughts when replacing the coolant in my car.
How well do these things sell? I get that it's just water mixed in with some flavoring and coloring, with a brand, because they do it in America as well but with actual juice. But how well do these things sell to IJN/KC otaku? Judging by the fact that they made a brand for poi, it must sell decently at least.

blazeLimit
07-06-2014, 04:30 PM
@Negame (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/member.php?u=781) Murasame needs a kai ni first :P

@Syurika (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/member.php?u=338) "when replacing the coolant in my car" seriously? XD
But I'd assume anything with KC slapped on it would sell great right now seeing how much the series blew up

Komamisa
07-06-2014, 05:48 PM
Maybe it tastes like... Poi? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poi_%28food%29)

That ACTUALLY could be somewhat tasty, depending on what you like.

drmchsr0
07-06-2014, 06:11 PM
It isn't Juice, guys. Or even... "Juice." It is just a cheap colored sports water with a Kanmusu label.

Also, get your mind out of the gutter.

The name says "Kanmusu Reikyakusui"- 艦娘冷却水

It means "Ship-Girl Coolant", not meant for anything perverse like how it is being portrayed in the thread title. It is just a drink suggesting that Shigure and Yuudachi drink to cool off since they're hard working Kanmusu.

Oh lawd. Kanmusu love VITAMINWATER?

My mind. It is blown. I... I require a ton of Coca Cola to soothe my guilt.

(...Vitaminwater and Coca Cola are from the same damn company. I am not kidding.)

panda
07-06-2014, 06:31 PM
Enterprise

As opposed to this:

http://cooterie.com/img/works/094e7c71773fc8af2a408d527e9be3c0b2776235.jpg

Which I think, translates to something like Kiririn's Worcestershire sauce, right?

Negame
07-06-2014, 07:00 PM
@blazeLimit (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/member.php?u=1017) No discrimination! Kai nis and non-kai nis should have equal access to refreshing coolants.

Honestly, any type of human juice sounds nasty considering the process involved to extract juices from most things. Now milk or water are the types of liquid that can be extracted while keeping the subject mostly intact, I believe.

@panda (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/member.php?u=1354) I didn't think that Kirino cared enough about the food she eats to make her own special sauce for anything. But I guess she is a model, and advertising things that aren't associated with them at all is what commercial models do.

Leyana
07-06-2014, 11:57 PM
I don't even....

They're really milking this for all it's worth huh?

When do I get Kongou Milk Tea then?

PrimalBidoof
07-07-2014, 01:04 AM
I don't even....

They're really milking this for all it's worth huh?

When do I get Kongou Milk Tea then?
Kongou Milk Tea sounds nice, would buy.

dranzerstar
07-09-2014, 05:35 AM
Updated with order package and date.
Also company is officially calling it poi poi juice.

DDX chan
07-10-2014, 10:09 AM
Guys i hate to break it to you but you all know its not made by yuudachi ......... Its from some poor factory workers that fill up the bottles and cap them....
i bet they will come out with kongou milk tea and yuubari melon soda sometime in the near future

Harpy
07-10-2014, 10:13 AM
Guys i hate to break it to you but you all know its not made by yuudachi ......... Its from some poor factory workers that fill up the bottles and cap them....
i bet they will come out with kongou milk tea and yuubari melon soda sometime in the near future

But those poor factory workers could be PoiPois! You never know! I mean the ships we murder "Retire" into civilian life must go somewhere! :p

DDX chan
07-10-2014, 10:17 AM
But those poor factory workers could be PoiPois! You never know! I mean the ships we murder "Retire" into civilian life must go somewhere! :p

Lolz i am dragging you guys back to reality
hehehe

Burningluv
07-10-2014, 10:44 AM
Lolz i am dragging you guys back to reality
hehehe
A noble but futile task.

PrimalBidoof
07-10-2014, 03:09 PM
They're calling it poipoi juice.
...
...
...





XD

blazeLimit
07-10-2014, 03:20 PM
They're calling it poipoi juice.


See thats how you know their marketing team is doing their homework XD
Also milk tea and melon soda, now thats more up my alley, they need to get on that pronto, as well as Haruna... uh... drink-related-word, cuz I'll buy that

Tomppelisusi
07-10-2014, 03:24 PM
Why can't we have nice things like this here.


Lolz i am dragging you guys back to reality
hehehe
It's not working.

Harpy
07-10-2014, 03:34 PM
They're calling it poipoi juice.
...
...
...





XD

As Enterprise is fond of telling people, they actually aren't, we're just a bunch of perverts and imagining it as such. Its just PoiPoi Coolant Water. Totally innocent.

(Although my dirty mind would like to point out that a ship's coolant would basically be one of her bodily fluids... :P )

PrimalBidoof
07-10-2014, 03:40 PM
As @Enterprise (http://kancolle.himeuta.net/forums/member.php?u=33) is fond of telling people, they actually aren't, we're just a bunch of perverts and imagining it as such. Its just PoiPoi Coolant Water. Totally innocent.

(Although my dirty mind would like to point out that a ship's coolant would basically be one of her bodily fluids... :P )
Well the first post says that the manufacturer is actually calling it poipoi juice :P

dranzerstar
07-14-2014, 10:36 PM
updated thread, 1st wave pre-order is over,
color of poipoi juice revealed,
manufacturer trying to ruse me but failed

HydraGoliath
07-14-2014, 10:41 PM
The color is perfect.

Hitomi
07-14-2014, 10:42 PM
UrineLemon? What?

Looks like C2 but more yellow. MOAR YELLOW.

illyrin
07-14-2014, 11:56 PM
color of poipoi juice revealed,



UrineLemon? What?

It's blonde​ like her hair. Obviously. Not yellow like...anything else.

Hitomi
07-14-2014, 11:59 PM
It's blonde​ like her hair. Obviously. Not yellow like...anything else.

Makes you wonder eh.

Shigure's sweat and PoiPoi's youknowwhatImean.

Yeah I guess.

Ryuuoh DeltaPlus
07-15-2014, 12:27 AM
UrineLemon? What?

Looks like C2 but more yellow. MOAR YELLOW.

I CAN'T LOOK AT IT THE SAME WAY AGAIN.

Gee thankz.