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    1 million ways to kill Tanaka

    #1 Tanaka gets a ship dropped on him


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    Re: 1 million ways to kill Tanaka

    #2 His hairy armpits are infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels.



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    Re: 1 million ways to kill Tanaka

    #3 Tanaka gets crushed by Hard Gay's buttcheeks
    If you don't now who Hard gay is : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTT59a9R7K8

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    Re: 1 million ways to kill Tanaka

    #4 Tanaka gets tickled to death.


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    Re: 1 million ways to kill Tanaka

    #5 Tanaka gets a "hospitality visit" from the AA Hime.


    Wo-san... why won't you come to my base?

    You don't get it do you? It's a SHIP that launches Ship GIRLS! It's going to cause a rift in the space/awesome continuum!!



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    Re: 1 million ways to kill Tanaka

    #6
    Tanaka is strung up on the medieval rack, stabbed 30 times in nonvital areas, shot, then tied to four horses with each one ridden by the saltiest players going in four separate directions. Then, he's set on fire, and his body is literally pulled apart as we ride the horses away.
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    Re: 1 million ways to kill Tanaka

    #7 Tanaka is fired out of a catapult.

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    Re: 1 million ways to kill Tanaka

    #8 Tanaka is strapped to a Sea-Sparrow missile and fired out of the JDS Kongo's VLS system.

    Also, why all the hate for Tanaka?

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    Re: 1 million ways to kill Tanaka

    Quote Originally Posted by firemagnet View Post
    #8 Tanaka is strapped to a Sea-Sparrow missile and fired out of the JDS Kongo's VLS system.

    Also, why all the hate for Tanaka?

    Don't make me dig that up again, it brings back torturous memories that I would rather stay fucking buried
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    in short, ludicrous level design on the level of "I want to be the guy" with no realistic chances of completion without months of preparation beforehand in a manner which excludes most anyone without a trust fund?

 

 

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