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    Why Kagerou is the best DD ever and why yours is the worst

    Hello, I am artificial, Himeuta's jobless image editor and KanColle player for 322 years. It has come to my attention that it's been a long time already and still NONE of the Kagerou-class DDs have kai2 remodels available yet. Even >SATSUKI and >OOSHIO has one, but what do the Kagerous get? Endless doujins about Hamakaze's dignity being taken away from her. Isokaze being treated as just a trophy waifu to extend an admiral's e-penis. Pointless yuri pairings like Maikaze and Nowaki. Is this what they deserve? WHERE'S THE JUSTICE?

    To illustrate why Kagerous deserve a kai2, let me educate you on why ONE TRUE SHIP DAUGHTERU is the best DD ever. So if you please,

    STOP RIGHT THERE AND LISTEN UP FOOL

    Oh what's that I hear? She isn't as charming as anyone in the DD6? She doesn't have a unique personality worth going recognizing unlike someone like Shimakaze? She isn't a """""child""""" like many other DDs are? That's your horrible taste in ships talking. Let me show you why Kagerou is the greatest DD ever to exist with these points of analysis:






    The University of Tokyo has researched into this matter as well and they have came to the conclusion that Kagerou is the best DD ever. We are talking here about one of the most prestigious universities ever in Japan and proper academic study has proven this.



    Even Josip Broz Tito, one of the most decorated politicians ever, the man who is able to unite the Balkan nations while he was still alive, he also thinks that Kagerou is the best DD.



    You're free to deny the truth and live under a lie. I have proof of Kagerou's greatness right here. Your DDs are poop, Kagerou is the best DD. The Kagerou class of destroyers deserve a kai2 remodel on the basis that their big sister is the best DD of all time.

    I rest my case.



    P.S. nui is qt as well


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    I've seen this shit before.
    ...
    Anyway, your point is valid.
    MAKE KAGEROS GREAT AGAIN.
    ISOKAZE & HAGIKAZE FOR K2.

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    Souryuu is back.....

    I agree Kagerou is top tier but it's impressive that you can misspell Okinami so many times as the best DD. Musta gotten confused from that first megane image you used and then just spiraled out of control there.


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    ah yes, Kagerou class DDs.

    Nowake has once again proven to be a great DD during the event.


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    I agree with you. Kagerou is best cuz of delicious spats-


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    I am a firm believer there are two types of people in this world.

    Those that know the truth and understand why Kagero best DD.
    Those who think they know the truth and that Kagero is best DD.


    ​I still prefer nuinui though



    Will only return for Yuzuki.

 

 

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